by Thomas T. Bombadil | Nov 11, 2011 | Dahlia Tells All
Finally! Mama’s found some time in her busy, busy schedule for me! Honestly, you’d think I wasn’t the most important living being on the whole planet, the way she ignores me. Anyway, I’ve spent a lot of time over the last several weeks thinking...
by Thomas T. Bombadil | Aug 24, 2011 | Dahlia Tells All
Now that I’ve recovered from the trauma of that awful storm and Mama’s managed to carve some time out of her busy, busy schedule (humph!), I can finally get back to telling my story! I’d heard Mama talk about getting The Treatment before. The first...
by Thomas T. Bombadil | Aug 2, 2011 | Dahlia Tells All
Last night I was snoozing quietly, getting ready to dictate the next chapter of my memoir, when a horrible thing happened: The sky split open! Literally! The darkness tore apart and some unseen machinery of doom sent sparks and daggers of blinding light in a thousand...
by Thomas T. Bombadil | Jul 15, 2011 | Dahlia Tells All
My goodness! It’s about time Mama finally managed to carve some time out of her busy, busy schedule to help me satisfy my fans’ longing for the next chapter in my magnum opus! It’s so hard to find good help these days. Anyway … you know what I...
by Thomas T. Bombadil | Jun 12, 2011 | Dahlia Tells All
After a couple of weeks of betrayals and barn cats, I want to write about something that made me so very happy that just thinking about it puts me right into turbo-purr mode. And that’s the day I met the Nice Fingernails Lady! I don’t remember exactly when...
by Thomas T. Bombadil | Jun 2, 2011 | Dahlia Tells All
Well! Now that I’ve recovered from the horrors of last week’s so-called gift, I guess it’s time to get back to writing my autobiography. Barking Man never did thank me for saving his baby goats’ lives, although Screaming Woman did send some...