by Thomas T. Bombadil | Jul 15, 2011 | Dahlia Tells All
My goodness! It’s about time Mama finally managed to carve some time out of her busy, busy schedule to help me satisfy my fans’ longing for the next chapter in my magnum opus! It’s so hard to find good help these days. Anyway … you know what I...
by Thomas T. Bombadil | Jun 12, 2011 | Dahlia Tells All
After a couple of weeks of betrayals and barn cats, I want to write about something that made me so very happy that just thinking about it puts me right into turbo-purr mode. And that’s the day I met the Nice Fingernails Lady! I don’t remember exactly when...
by Thomas T. Bombadil | Jun 2, 2011 | Dahlia Tells All
Well! Now that I’ve recovered from the horrors of last week’s so-called gift, I guess it’s time to get back to writing my autobiography. Barking Man never did thank me for saving his baby goats’ lives, although Screaming Woman did send some...
by Thomas T. Bombadil | May 27, 2011 | Dahlia Tells All
I’m so sorry I haven’t shared an installation of my memoir yet. I’ve just been so horribly upset that I can hardly think about anything — not even the very important duty of sharing my story with the world. You see … Mama has done...
by Thomas T. Bombadil | May 20, 2011 | Dahlia Tells All
I was pretty worried when I accidentally almost revealed the secret of my opposable thumbs by opening the refrigerator and spreading out a buffet for Siouxsie, Thomas and myself. But fortunately, some amazing things started happening on the farm and Mama got too...